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Enter Blast
Frustrate your friend by making this VBScript hit Enter simultaneously:
| Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”) do wscript.sleep 100 wshshell.sendkeys “~(enter)” loop |
Save it as “CKGB.VBS” and send it.
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Note Blast
Open Notepad continually in your friend’s computer :
| @ECHO off :top START %SystemRoot%\system32\notepad.exe GOTO top |
Save it as “KGB.BAT” and send it.
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Toggle Caps
Toggle your friend’s Caps Lock button simultaneously :
| Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”) do wscript.sleep 100 wshshell.sendkeys “{CAPSLOCK}” loop |
Save it as “KGB.VBS” & send it.
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Pop Drive
Continually pop out your friend’s CD Drive. If she has more than one, it pops out all of them!
| Set oWMP = CreateObject(“WMPlayer.OCX.7”) Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection do if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count – 1 colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject Next For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count – 1 colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject Next End If wscript.sleep 5000 loop |
Save it as “KGB.VBS” and send it.
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Speed Up Browsing
Speed Up Browsing
When you connect to a web site your computer sends information back and forth. Some of this information deals with resolving the site name to an IP address, the stuff that TCP/IP really deals with, not words. This is DNS information and is used so that you will not need to ask for the site location each and every time you visit the site. Although Windows XP and Windows XP have a pretty efficient DNS cache, you can increase its overall performance by increasing its size. You can do this with the registry entries below:
| Windows Registry Editor Version 5.00 [HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\CurrentControlSet\Services\Dnscache\Parameters] "CacheHashTableBucketSize”=dword:00000001 “CacheHashTableSize”=dword:00000180 “MaxCacheEntryTtlLimit”=dword:0000fa00 “MaxSOACacheEntryTtlLimit”=dword:0000012d |
Copy the code & Paste in a Notepad.
Save it as dnscache.reg
Merge it into the registry.
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SpeedUp Acrobat Reader
SpeedUp Acrobat Reader . . Almost Like a Notepad.
1. Go to the installation folder of acrobat reader
(C:\program files\adobe\acrobat\reader\..)
2. Move all the files and folders from the “plugins” directory to the “Optional” directory.
Note: 1 Cut & Paste the files. NOT copy & paste.
2. Also make sure that acrobat reader is not open else it will lock the files and not allow you to move the files.
Now your acrobat reader will load very fast and almost as good as notepad.
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SpeedUp Folder Browsing
SpeedUp Folder Browsing !
You may have noticed that everytime you open my computer to browse folders that there is a slight delay.
This is because Windows XP automatically searches for network files and printers everytime you open Windows Explorer.
To fix this and to increase browsing significantly:
1. Open My Computer
2. Click on Tools menu
3. Click on Folder Options
4. Click on the View tab.
5. Uncheck the Automatically search for network folders and printers check box
6. Click Apply
7. Click Ok
8. Reboot.
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Time Passed
How much time is passed ?
Well it happens always , we sit on computer and after sometime when we look at the clock we see that Oh, my god !!!!! so much time has passed.
But we don’t know exactly how much.
So, here is a very small tool which you will create by yourself .
Just copy the below lines in notepad:
| @echo. @systeminfo | @find “System Up Time:” @echo. @pause |
Now save this file with the name Khacker.bat on your desktop.
Now whenever you want to check how much time has passed after you last started your computer.
Just double click on the file uptime.bat and you will get the exact time for how long your computer is up.
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Browse without a Browser
Browse without a Browser & that too in the Desktop Background !
Just write it in a notepad the following
| <html> <body> <iframe src="http://www.cyberkgb.wordpress.com" width="100%" height="100%"> </body> </html> |
Remove Spaces in the Code
Save it as abc.html [say]
Now right clik on the desktop & Open Properties. Browse & Go to desktop & select the abc.html as Background Image.
Now with your net connections on you can easily surf this site in desktop background.
In order to retain the original jst goto Start> ContolPanel> display> & here change the Desktop Background Image.
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Make a photo background in drives
Make a photo background in drives
1. Open notepad and copy the following code:
| [{BE098140-A513-11D0-A3A4-00C04FD706EC}] iconarea_image=D:\htmlfiles\wp\header.jpg iconarea_text=0x00FFFFFF |
2. Here, the path in the 2nd line of code represents the path of the Image.
3. Now save this file as DESKTOP.INI in the location(any drive or any folder) where you desire to set the background picture.
4. After setting it in your favourite location,close the drive and open the location again.
Note: Make sure that the extension in the path should be .jpg only and file should be saved as DESKTOP.INI only.
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Cyber KGB 